Saru is currently enjoying
a midsummer adventure with Gyaru girls.
Please do fireworks with us this evening.
Onegaishimasu~
That's what it looks like. If you only want to interfere, just go home!
If you'd like, let us treat you to dinner.
But we've got a problem.
We won't be able to sleep tonight.
That's not what I meant.
Who wants Kyoko-chan?
Kaori-chan seems to be going for Yamada,
and between Saru and me, the one
who doesn't get chosen by Miki-chan...
There's no other choice.
but to entrust ourselves to Miki-chan's judgment.
Forgive me!
Forgive me.
Isn't it hot?
Forgive me, Yamamoto.
Can you light this for me?
It's going to be fine!
If it's Miki-chan's firework-
Saru-kun, you have a girlfriend, right?
I don't.
Not at all.
Then...can I be a candidate?
Really?
Yes!
Mita-san.
Ritsuko-chan, this is our senpai, Mita-san.
Nice to meet you.
You're a beauty we don't see often in our hometown.
Exactly~
Just a while ago we were only having dinner,
but she even joined us for a drink.
Ah, this is my bar. Drink as much as you want.
Oh, really?
I'm running three sea houses at the beach.
Ah, if you want you can use them as much as you want!
I see, so you're very rich.
Not really.
I guess I'll treat you to the most expensive champagne tonight.
Thank you very much!
Actually you are totally my type, Ritsuko-chan.
Yamada-san, what is your profession?
Honkan*... (* Honkan is a first-person pronoun used by police officers)
Ah no, I'm just a normal salaryman.
You don't look like one.
Then what do I look like?
- Like a police officer~ - Eh?!
It's a lie, just kidding!
Because you seem to have a strong sense of justice.
Well, there are also salarymen with a strong sense of justice.
I like that kind of man.
You're bright red!~
Cute~
No, 'cute'- Not at all...!
I'm sorry.
Because you looked so cute, I just-
Kaori-chan...
You're drinking so much~!
Yeh, actually I think this is the first time I'm drinking so much!
By the way, are you ok?
Should I accompany you to the hotel?
I haven't booked a hotel.
For real?
Then...what will you do?
Haven't thought about it yet.
'Haven't thought about it', she said.
Excuse me.
Ouch...
Are you okay, Ritsuko-chan?
I'm fine, thank you.
Guess you drank a bit too much.
I'm sorry.
You're thinking, "Oh no, I got the ugly one," aren't you?
Of course not.
Liar! Of course you are!
I'm not.
I'd rather say you're the type of girl I like.
Really?
Really.
I see.
Do you think bananas from the Philippines or the ones from Japan are better?
Which one tastes better?
I think I go for the ones I grow myself.
Homegrown?
Saru-kun, you're really funny!
Saru Lock
Episode 2-2
Translators: calpis37@LJ Spot Translator: Hermux Timing: furransu Checker: mikabella
Yo! It's Saru. Please leave a message in my mail box.
Stop fooling around!
Takase, hand over the best one.
Yes!
We're returning to the minshuku and-
having a scary story contest!
Ok~!
Let's drink more!
Go on, go on~
Then, we're leaving here.
Well then, Mita-san, have fun.
Thank you.
Let's go.
Are you ok?
I'm sorry.
Then the Manageress of the guest house said:
"If you're looking for one, then there is a girl with long black hair...
...behind you."
Wait, Miki-chan....
Behind you too!
Nice one, Yamamoto!
This is scary!
Let's stop the scary stories.
That's right. If you continue telling scary stories, then spirits will appear for real.
Stop it~
I'm really bad at this.
Not possible!
As if I'd stop.
Such a nice situation!
Only by telling scary stories
can I feel the softness of Miki-chan's bosom.
Then, honkan (I) will tell the last story for today-
Honkan?
No, actually you know-
Yamada has...
B...B...B
Brazilian heritage, so...
Honkan is his middle name.
Right!
Yamada Honkan Jiro is his name.
An nyoung ha se yo. (*Greeting in Korean)
As expected of a police officer,
he splendidly fails when it comes to gags,
but please don't fail when it comes to scary stories.
Yamada!
It's a story I heard from a taxi driver.
The taxi was driving along a deserted country road
with a customer in it.
Because of the rural environment with paddy fields, he got lost.
I'm begging you!
And he didn't have a navigator either...
Then...Do you want to stay at my house?
Ah, it's ok.
I've booked a hotel.
But earlier you said you haven't.
I was only kidding!
Which hotel?
What was it again-
See, it's a lie~
And then the customer in the taxi
suddenly wanted to eat ramen, so he looked for it.
But because he was in the countryside, he had difficulty finding any.
Then, when they came near a graveyard,
"It's fine here," the customer said.
"But this is a graveyard," the driver said.
But the customer said it's fine and got off.
Oh my..
Then he came back, shouting:
"You can't eat ramen at a graveyard!"
Then the driver replied: "Of course you can't!"
Yamada...
When does this story get scary?
Yamada...
I don't care anymore.
Eventually, he yelled "Go to a combini and make your own ramen!"
And as things turned out like this-
I wonder why...
I haven't drank that much...
Don't push yourself~
You can sleep at my house.
No...it's ok,
I'm fine.
Don't mistrust me!
I only let you sleep.
I'm not mistrusting you or anything-
Don't worry, I won't do anything.
Wait there!
Stop!
It's a inviolable rule that ramen should be eaten while the soup is still hot.
Furthermore, if the pork is getting cold, that's out of the question!
Yamada!
It totally turned into a talk about ramen!
Honestly, I'm hungry.
I'm sorry~
What happened? It's not like you, Mita-san.
You seem to be having a lot of trouble.
Well, this girl seems to have quite a lot of physical strength.
But at times like these, I have to go with the last resort.
Ok, this is the clincher.
Thank you.
What a jerk.
I managed to bring it back somehow.
Thank you.
It's pretty dangerous in this area.
Let's go home and take a rest, ok?
Stand up.
No use!
I can't sleep!
There's no reason to sleep!
Saru-kun...
Somehow, I can't sleep.
Huh? What happened?
For some reason, my body is burning.
Your body is burning.
Saru-kun, can you cool it down?
But...everyone is here.
Downstairs, there's a room with futons only. Shall we go?
A room with futons only...?
No use!
It keeps me wide awake!
Saru-kun...
Somehow, I can't sleep.
What happened?
For some reason, my body is burning.
Your body is burning.
Saru-kun, can you cool it down?
But...everyone is here.
Downstairs, there's a room with futons only. Shall we go?
There really is one?
-Saru, help me! I'll get taken advantage of.-
I see.
It's a storeroom for futons.
Shall we lie down?
Shall we?
Saru-kun,
it's hot.
Undress me.
We've arrived~
What a house!
Not at all.
I should take a picture.
Well, feel free to stay here.
I can't...
Saru...
I don't have any strength in my body left...
I'm sorry.
What happened?
Well...
I forgot something!
Wrong way!
Finally it's here!
Finally the moment I can lose my virginity has arrived!
Thank you, God. Thank you!
I haven't ever used it before...
and they said I wouldn't ever need them.
-Help me, here!-
Ritsuko.
Ritsuko?!
-Help me, here!-
How could this happen?
Right when I'm about to lose my virginity!
How could this-
Perfect,
I'll use Yamada.
Yamada! Yamada!
- Ritsuko is in danger! - Kaori-chan~
Honkan will arrest your heart.
His heart is completely captured by Kaori-chan.
Ritsuko.
It's hot!~
What is Saru-san doing?
What will you do about my first time!!
Found it!
Found it!~
I'm sorry.
-I'm sorry I'll return it to you immediately.-
Well then,
let's have fun together tonight.
Ritsuko?
Ritsuko!
Hey!
Ritsuko!
Hey!
Ritsuko!
You're late, Saru!
While we were having fun drinking, he thought he'd press his luck.
I'm sorry...
You caught a weird one, nerd.
Let's go home.
Why? I made her drunk until she should be numb.
You're disgusting!
What the-
Ow~
What the-
I'm tired...
Can you please take me to your room?
You can't...
Why not? It's only Yamada and Yamamoto.
I'm fine with zakone* in the same room. (*sleeping together, but not no sexual connotation)
That's fine, but-
Somehow...
I don't have any strength in my body...
Huh?
Geez, can't be helped then!
Here! Get on.
Saru,
Hm?
Thank you.
That's rare.
I don't know...
why I kept on calling you...
I know, give me a break!
In short,
I managed to get a girlfriend.
Eh?
You know,
I even got condoms out, I was just about to have sex.
But because you wrote a 'help me' mail-
I wonder if Miki-chan can forgive me...
Miki~
Kaori-chan,
just leave that spot naked!
Ritsuko!
Why is Ritsuko-
Ritsuko...
Today too, onegaishimasu!
She came after all.
What a nice weather!
The air is refreshing!
What?
You know,
she's just a childhood friend.
Don't mind her.
I already think of her as a rock.
Ritsuko isn't a girl who likes to play actively.
Basically, we should just let her get sunburnt.
Let's play, the three of us!
Miki-chan!
Wait, Miki-chan!
What happened with Miki-chan?
Seems like Miki-chan got hurt yesterday.
What?!
What happened while I was asleep?
Kyoko, let's go into the water.
What?!
I'm sorry, Ritsuko.
I fell in love with Kaori-chan.
Why are you apologizing?
But don't misunderstand.
It's not that I cheated on you.
Eh?
So, even if you fall in love with me after this,
I can't accept your feelings. That's what I wanted to tell you.
Got it.
- The reason... - Eh?
I can't love two women at the same time.
I'm..
I'm not such a modern style playboy.
What was that?!
Don't tell me that-
Yes, I got Kyoko-chan.
You're fine with that?
Well, it's true that Miki-chan and Kaori-chan are cute.
I realized my mistake.
You seem to have grown up!
I don't know about that.
You better die after all!
Isn't this the moment of realization after all?
If you endure it, then the things in front of you won't be different from any woman.
Am I right? Right? Right?
I don't want to hear any more.
Kyoko-chan~
What the...
Miki-chan! Miki-chan!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
Oh, Ritsuko! Nice timing!
Hey Ritsuko, come over here! Now!
Yes, yes, yes.
You got lost and got involved with some yankees,
and I went to help you. That's the truth, right?
Hey!!
I'm sorry, Miki-chan.
I told him to come over.
See? See? See?
Then...I guess I believe you.
If that's so, then tonight we'll-
Stop it! Don't say such things here...!
Then, shall we play in the water?
- Yes! - Let's go~
What am I doing...?
Mita-san couldn't do it after all.
For real?
What a loser.
Well, it doesn't have anything to do with us.
As long as they're doing well.
They seem to be doing well!
We can really use them.
Ah, delicious!
Having a good time,
shall we help them out?
Shall we?
What's going on?
Then we have to do 'cavalry battle' again and see what happens.
So you don't have the guts for the 'cavalry battle'?
Onegaishimasu~
Kaori-chan!
This is bad!